The decalogue of bros code

Here are the rules that every man should live by. It is to guide them in their interactions.

  1. Bros’ over hoes

Hoes is any woman in a man’s life other than his wife, daughter and mother. Hoes must never come in between bros. If a woman comes in between them, they drop her. Bromance is considered way more important than a hoe.

  1. A bro shall fulfill his wingman duties with seriousness

 If a bro assigns you as his wingman at a party, make him proud by doing your job well. He hooking up with the girl he is eyeing is your responsibility. Get it right away.

As a wingman you must never put the bro down in front of the girl.

  1. A bro shall protect his bros

A bro never abandons one of their own in times of trouble. When a bro gets into a fight you must be there for him even if you will sustain injuries. Be there for a bro when he is arrested. Always remind a bro of using protection when he gets lucky.

  1. Bros shall be brutally honest

 You must never let a bro date an ugly chick. Give your honest opinion about what you think when a bro sells-out. When a bro is cheated on tell it out without hiding any details.

  1. A bro shall never share a bed with another man

At no time is a bro allowed to sleep in the same bed with a bro. If it can’t be avoided then they will sleep fully clothed and facing different directions. They must never touch.

  1. A bro shall honor his family

A bro must work hard to provide for his family. If he fails then the bros must rebuke him appropriately.

  1. A bro shall remain loyal to his bros

If a bro asks you to keep a secret then you go with it to the grave. When a bro’s girlfriend asks where he is, you have to say that you don’t know then give him a heads up. You must never reveal the sexual history of a bro to his girlfriend.

  1. A bro shall be responsible for the weaker bros

The privileged bros must help the other bros. They can get him a gig when they have. They also have to come through when a bro cannot afford to buy a drink that day.

  1. A bro’s biological sisters, mother and ex-girlfriend are out of bounds.

These are people you must never think about dating till the end of time. A bro can hit on a bro’s cousins. At no time must he give graphical details of their sexual encounters.

  1. Have a bro’s back when drunk

Everything a bro does in a drunken state is justified. Everything is forgiven of him. You shall make excuses for him whenever required, for he shall do the same when the time comes. Do not allow another bro to text a girl when drunk.

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