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I will make a sex timetable for you, Akothee Tells boyfriend

Akothee  has proposed to draft a sex timetable for her manager-cum-boyfriend Nelly Oaks. This is after the mother of five contemplated of leading a celibate lifestyle, that could deny Oaks his conjugal rights.

Akothee says that nowadays she wishes her man could sleep without demanding her goodies.

“Mmm the same sex that made me climb the fences at teenage age chasing pregnancies is the same thing I want to retire from now or even make a time table! When the darkness comes I wish he falls asleep and forget to turn me around, so this thing is plenty why was I chasing it like some kidney I would die without,” wrote Akothee.

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Akothee also revealed that she will resort to taking extreme action in case Nelly Oaks decides to dump her. She stated that she will smear a bag of human waste at his face if he breaks her heart.

“Mmm if @nellyoaks dumps me today! I will pooop in a paper bag, chase him every where and make sure I smear on him! I will not carry heartbreak alone! I will only stop this new habit when i stop thinking about him! Heartbreak is death itself, stop celebrating peoples challenges! Yours might be worse,” wrote Akothee.

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